KILLER CLOWNS
All clowns seem to be killers nowadays. Every once in a while you meet one that isn't out to hurt you, one that just wants to perform at kid's birthday parties and make balloon animals... But this isn't one of those exceptions. If you are looking for one of those exceptions, we do have a few of those costumes! Go ahead and check em out. If this is what you are looking for, well, carry on.??
This is the kind of clown you find halfway through the worlds worst funhouse. You and this guy, stuck in a mirror maze of horrors. Thanks to the mirrors, you're seeing more than a dozen of this guy, and while you can't tell where he is, you can tell by the reflections that he is undoubtedly getting closer. There is no escaping this mirror maze, it wasn't made to be finished; it was made to finish people like you.??
FUN DETAILS??
You'll be wearing a jumpsuit that looks like someone sucked all of the colors off of it with a giant vacuum for color. Half the jumpsuit is polka dotted, and half is striped. While this sounds like a fun combination, it doesn't look all that fun when you look at the clown. That's probably because of the mask. The mask is smiling, but we are 90% sure that it is NOT because he's friendly. A smile like that is always bad news for whoever sees it. This costume is about as far as you can get from a friendly clown costume!
CLOWNS??
When you dress up as this clown, you won't need to work on your party tricks! You certainly won't be making any balloon animals. What you need to practice is your scaring! Your hiding, your screaming, your scary laugh. All of these skills are what will make this costume its absolute scariest.??
Fun
