Deadliest Pirate
Uh,??excuse??us? For a second there we almost thought you said something about??boy??pirates. Oh. You did? Well then. Listen here, bucko, we hate to burst your bubble, but pirates don't have to be??boys.??We don't care what you've been taught to believe, but girls are more than capable of also buckling-your-swashes, crossing blades, and sending their enemies to Davy Jone's Locker.??
Oh. We didn't realize you were talking about some specific pirates and not making a statement on pirate gender. We apologize, but we also stand by what we said! We've known our fair share of female pirates and they were every bit as sly and cunning and deadly as all the other cutthroats out there. As a matter of fact, we almost think they were scarier. They'd be all nice and sweet for one second and then,??bam! You've got a pistol in your face and they're demanding all of your loot. Quite ruthless indeed.??
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If you know a girl that sounds this sort of savage, perhaps they're ready to try their hand at piracy. A good place to start is a mean outfit. Our Rebel Pirate Costume for Girls ought to do the trick. This costume comes with a black knit shirt that pulls on over the head. The shirt has a vest attached made of faux black suede with silver skulls. The pants are striped with an elastic waist, and the black bandanna also has a skull print. The outfit also comes with a faux leather belt and boot toppers, along with a black fabric eyepatch. In an outfit like this, land-lubbers are sure to steer clear.
A Pirate's Life For Everyone
You know, now that we're talking about it, we think we'd make pretty good pirates too, don't you? We could make one big happy pirate family! Yo ho yo ho, and all that jazz! So how about it, you and your piratical girl looking for a crew?
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