Yo Ho, Yo Ho...
... what? Sorry. We've been practicing our??favorite pirate songs. We hear that there's a??particularly??notorious pirate that's come into port recently and he's looking for a crew! What pirate? Uh... the Pirate Dread or something like that... does it really matter?! You're missing the point! We could be pirates!??
Who??wouldn't??want to be a pirate? You get to find buried treasure, sail through gorgeous tropics, buckle-your-swashes... it sounds like just the job for us. You in? Excellent! Only, don't tell us you're going to go apply to be on the crew looking like??that.??
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A pirate needs a good set of threads. Something ratty, but durable. Maybe a weapon or two, and a hat of course... boots! You better get yourself some good pirate boots before you step on board. Something like these Mens??Brown Buckle Pirate Boots! These boots are made from man-made materials with a side-zip and two faux buckles. They're knee-high with a one-inch heel. Stomp around in these bad boys and we wouldn't be surprised if you were hired for Captain Pirate man's crew instantly!
Land - Ho!
Ooh! Now we just gotta practice??sounding??like a pirate. Hm. Avast ye??yellow-bellied toads! Look at all the land-lubbers!... Yeah, okay. Maybe we'll just stick to the boots for now.??
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