???Hello... I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion. What seems to be the problem????
Wouldn???t it be cool to have your own personal Baymax, just like Hiro? He???s more than just a robot (though that???d be cool enough on its own). He???s a doctor, a chauffeur, a butler, bodyguard??? and he can fly, for goodness??? sake! Think of how convenient it would be to have him around. Did you miss the bus? No worries???Baymax will just fly you to school! Did you skin your knee during a baseball game? Baymax is right there with a bandage???and a lollipop. Don???t feel like cleaning your room? Baymax can do it like a pro. Plus, he knows karate, tae kwon do, and boxing, so schoolyard bullies are a thing of the past!
We???re afraid we can???t get you your very own Baymax. That little piece of technology is still being developed in our labs. There have been a few hiccups??? One prototype was perfect at flying but always diagnosed every patient as pregnant (several male patients were very distressed). Another model had excellent artificial intelligence, but its jetpack boots would go off anytime a car horn sounded nearby (that one created quite a mess). Unfortunately, it will probably be several years before we???re ready to put a functioning Baymax on the market.
On the bright side, in our quest to create the perfect robot caretaker, we at least came up with this Boys White Baymax Inflatable Costume. The officially licensed white jumpsuit is inflated by a battery-operated fan in the back, so you can look just like Baymax! There are also padded gloves and a molded plastic mask. Now all you need is a box of red lollipops, and you???ll be ready to save the world! *Fist bump!*
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