A Touch of the Piratical
Do you find that your kid is headstrong? Maybe a bit violent? With emotions that fade with the tide and blustery ideas that blow in all directions? Are they restless? Are they itching for a spot of treasure, maybe a dash of infamy?... Your kid's a pirate, aren't they???
It's nothing to be ashamed of. We're really quite fond of pirates (and we're pretty sure other people find them pretty great too). You see, we love their wanderlust. Their sense??of adventure and mischief. They way they hanker for a bit of action. Really, as far as jobs go, your kid could do far worse than piracy. All they need is a quick wit about them, and we're sure they'll do well in the pirate business. Heck, we'd be happy to be references if your kid is looking into the life of a sea-farer. We've spent a couple years as pirates ourselves. Not amazing ones, granted, but it was fun while it lasted.
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Although, if your kid??is??looking into a pirate job, we highly recommend getting a uniform first. Something suave. Something sassy.?? Something like our High Seas Captian Girls Costume. This outfit comes with a striped pullover tank top and a frock-style coat. The coat has braided gold trim, pocket flaps, and turned-up cuffs. The foam-backed faux suede tricorn hat also has gold edging. There's a faux suede belt as well, complete with decorative buckle. Don't forget the headscarf and waist sash for all of their buckling-of-swash needs.????Also, there's a 7 inch long molded parrot that attaches to the jacket shoulder. It's everything a budding pirate might need.??
Aye, Matey!
You see, there's an old adage: Dress for the job you want. If your kid dresses up as a pirate, well there will be no mistaking what they want to be. Now, who's up for a small plundering before dinner?
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