Resistance Is Foolish
How would humanity react to an alien invasion? Would it be petrified with fear? Fight back? Or, alternatively, would it be??super excited to finally have proof that life exists among the outer stars? Imagine how frustrating it would be for an alien to come striding or floating out of its flying saucer, prepared to terrify the crowds into submission and to be met with thrilled cheers. Humans, surrender! You are no match for us! Sure, sure, sounds good - do you mind taking everyone for a quick spin in that cool ship of yours? How fast does it go???
Product Details
Amaze and impress your Earthling friends when you wear this exclusive Oversized Alien Adult Costume! The unisex jumpsuit fastens up the center back and is made of bright green polyester velour. The matching gloves feature elongated fingers with bulbous tips that may or may not help you to grip a ray blaster. The foam costume hood is decorated with mesh-covered eye openings, embroidered facial features and a wire antennae topped with a pom-pom.??
Begin Takeover Protocol
As far as invasion strategy goes, it would be in an extraterrestrial's best interest to start landing on October 31st. If the little green men have been monitoring the Earthlings' culture at all, they'd see that the strange custom known as Halloween involves lots of strangely-dressed people acting differently than normal. A few extra bug eyes and probing antennae wouldn't be looked at twice among all the pop culture ensembles and dinosaur outfits!??
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